Maybe Political Hikikomoris should go into talk radio:
What can I possibly say that you haven’t thought a thousand times already?
Well, “something”, I hope. After all, it’s my job to come up with things to say —— things to get people talking. If you’re like most people, on the other hand, you probably spend most of your time every day watching what you say, for fear that blurting out your insensitive thoughts might bring about adverse repercussions, whether at home, at work, or in your social life.
After all … everybody has to get along. Right?
Nope —— not me!
You see, I’m one of the rare people you know who has a job perfectly matched to his personality type. It appears that I somehow failed to develop the convenient social skill of keeping my yap shut. Even before I knew I had a mind, I had a penchant for speaking it. And I’ve been developing my skills in that department ever since.
Of course, in a lot of ways, we’re alike, you and I. When you wake up in the morning and listen to the news or read a newspaper, you probably think, “What the hell are these people thinking?” The only difference is, you then cruise off to work and make a studied effort to keep your ill-tempered thoughts to yourself for the rest of the day. When I wake up, hear those same news reports, and think the same thing —— “What in the hell are these idiots thinking?” —— I’m lucky enough to be able to do something about it. Right away I’m making plans to rip them a new variety of new ones as soon as I get to work. I don’t have to worry about the consequences of having opinions. For me, it’s part of the job description.
Such is the life of the radio talk-show host.
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From the Introduction page of Neil Boortz’s book, Somebody Has Got to Say It
I haven’t read past the Introduction though. (I think Amazon once suggested it be bought alongside Ron Paul’s The Revolution: A Manifesto.)
On the plus side, the author did say he wrote the Introduction part last. Hopefully that counts for something.
Oh and if you’re like me and has no idea who Neil Boortz is, here’s another excerpt from the Introduction page:
“One thing I’ve been rather proud of during my talk radio career is the number of conservatives who complain that I’m too liberal, and the number of liberals who say I’m too far to the right. The poor libertarians? They think I don’t know where the hell I stand.”